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Of course, like-minded people agree

Published: Saturday, Feb. 22, 2014 1:15 a.m. CDT

Excuse me, I should have said “climate change.” Climate change scientists agree there is climate change. Of course, they have no vested interest in promoting climate change. They do not depend on climate change for their income. 

People who doubt climate change are burying their heads in the sand. I am not burying my head in the sand. There is too much durn snow in the way.

I would also propose a statistic that will prove the methodology of the climate changers. One hundred percent of all Imams agree that Mohammed is the true prophet. One hundred percent of all Roman Catholic priests agree that the pope is the representative of Christ on the earth. One hundred percent of rabbis believe in the teachings of the Torah. One hundred percent of all atheists agree that the conclusions reached above are wrong.

I know that 100 percent of all atheists who are offended by the religious practices of the faithful are wasting their energy. Get over it.

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