Sometime in the next couple weeks, my second-in-command in the sports department, Christopher Heimerman, will unveil a weekly column focusing on fantasy baseball. 

I am sure it’s going to be filled with all the metrics and wind patterns needed to survive a
fantasy league. 

One of the things he likely won’t do is seek my fantasy expertise. At one point, I was at best a conscientious fantasy football player, but the last 2 years my free internet teams have been drafted, and I haven’t revisited them the rest of the season. I don’t even know where I finished last season – probably last.