There is a rumor the White Sox are interested in trading for Milwaukee starter Zach Greinke. I believe the rumor was started by Gavin Floyd’s right forearm, the one with tendinitis that landed him on the disabled list and screams for the White Sox to trade for a starter.

Or maybe the rumor was first whispered by John Danks’ seemingly hopeless shoulder pain, which isn’t really that hopeless, but it has left the Sox helpless since, I don’t know, opening day. Something like that.

And then there was Leyson Septimo’s miserable performance in the eighth inning in Boston on Monday night.